*cracks neck* No
They are lovely to collect
((wow ive negleted this blog. gomen guys, personal life has been hectic))
So does yours…do you have a birth defect?
It allows me to end you creatures off quickly.
I have no need for for food.
((My fault for forgetting which email account I use for this account ahahahah))
No *snaps neck*
To fully test what I am, you must enter my containment chamber in a group of three, to prevent me from decimating your necks.
I tolerate most of them.
I’d point to the wall and say look a penis and then snap his neck.
Oh, I know what I’m talking about
What is a virgin?
I am everywhere.
Wait until the lights go out.
Stop existing. It’s a bad, bad habit.
Why don’t you blink then…
I feel like it’s a challenge…
I have my ways.
Sometimes. They believe that since I do not have a mouth that I cannot communicate.
Dont touch me.
That is stupid. No. I am not from that place.
They have a strange sense of humor. I believe 106 does though.
Is that English?
No you bend over.
Yes that indeed did happen. It did not end well.
Give it a go, let’s see what happens.
What’s a banana…
Suck my paint job.
I have breached containment on several occasions. And yes there was a rather strange D-Class that came into contact with me a one point. Constantly screaming for someone called Stephano.
A very interesting place.
Now you are a complete idiot. Get out before I take care of you…
Well hello there old friend.
Your poetry is horrible.
Place your head between my hands.
That idea is flawed.
I do not partake in dancing.
Oh, hello 353. I trust you are doing well today.
If you have some class D personnel with you, you may attempt to hug me.
They have no tried putting a mirror in my chamber, they seem reluctant.
I do enjoy listening to the SCP Foundation radio channel. Sometimes the people outside play it.
What is a panda?
Where is the evidence supporting this?
Well now…wouldn’t that be an interesting encounter.